The Splash of Wisdom

The Fingerprints of Feng Shui 1) KEEP THE LID DOWN Okay guys, I promise I am not discriminating against you out of some deep-seated feminist anger. The truth is,leaving the lid open on your toilets lets a lot of ch’i escape. The problem is magnified if your bathroom happens to be located in the Wealth or Love & Relationship Areas. So, always keep the lid down to enhance your ch’i knowing that the resulting bi-product will be a happier woman in your household. (FYI: All puns herein are intentional and made without shame.) 2) REMOVE THE CLUTTER Why not take inventory of all the things taking up space in your home? IE:the clothes you can’t fit into or wouldn’t be caught at Starbuck’s in, the knick knacks Aunt Sophie has given you over the years that you really hate but feel obligated to keep, the jars and 
tubes of creams and beauty potions in your makeup drawer that have less than a tablespoon of product left in them, the piles of magazines that you keep meaning to read. Once y...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” Moral of the story : - If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

How it changed from simple college life 2 strict professional life How pocket money changed 2 huge monthly paycheques.. But gives less happiness How a few local jeans changed 2 new branded wardrobe...But less occasions 2 use them How a single plate of samosa changed 2 a full pizza...But hunger is less How a bike always in reserve, changed 2 a car always on, ...But less places 2 go How a tea by roadside change 2 CCD, Barista... But it feels as if the shop is far away How a limited prepaid card in mobile changed 2 post-paid package... But v don’t feel like using it How a general class journey changed 2 flight journey. But less vacations 4 enjoyment.. May be this is the truth of journey called  " LIFE "

When faced with a tough economic climate, it’s understandable for companies to reach for the ‘crisis mode’ button, batten down the hatches and seek to weather the storm. Yet for creative studios, a culture of uncertainty, suspicion and survival can plunge staff into developing a studio-closing unmotivated streak. Unmotivated creative staff spell bad news for business. Design flair can begin to fray, and relations with clients can become strained and the studio atmosphere can become tense. Talented staff – catching the whiff of despair in a studio – may begin to look elsewhere. The fact is that the best designers are always valuable, no matter how the economy is performing. Not only are sharp creative minds vital to successful campaigns and helping in retaining lucrative accounts, but any studio needs creative stars for the longer term. The best staff aren’t just there to help battle through a difficult patch – they should be there to help propel your studio upwards when you begin to hi...

Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water. Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. Your brain is more active during the night than the day. One human hair can support 3kg. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself. An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. It is impossible to lick your elbow. Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating). Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest it the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. Your brain operates on...

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "We just moved in & there's no electricity in the housefor next 10 days!" MORAL : Gather all the resources before working on any project...

One out of every two marriages today ends in divorce and many divorcing families include children. Parents who are getting a divorce are frequently worried about the effect the divorce will have on their children. During this difficult period, parents may be preoccupied with their own problems, but continue to be the most important people in their children's lives. While parents may be devastated or relieved by the divorce, children are invariably frightened and confused by the threat to their security. Some parents feel so hurt or overwhelmed by the divorce that they may turn to the child for comfort or direction. Divorce can be misinterpreted by children unless parents tell them what is happening, how they are involved and not involved and what will happen to them. Children often believe they have caused the conflict between their mother and father. Many children assume the responsibility for bringing their parents back together, sometimes by sacrificing themselves. Vulnerability...