Lie Carefully to a Woman!!!

A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey,I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends We'll be gone for a week. 

This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. " The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. 

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" You'll like the answer... 

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box"

Courtesy: Mail Fwd by Harsha Joshi

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