The Splash of Wisdom

I am sure married men will agree with what is mentioned below: The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure… go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're … so manly The wife means: She has some physical job for you The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: She surely has seen an inspiring movie. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs...

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.  They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on,    As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs.   Everybody on board was killed.  The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus"    Why do u think they said that?? If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down,  the resulting time delay could have been avoided and  the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!     Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others... "Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting" "Winners never quit, quitters never Win"

A Plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger say: "I am Ronaldo the best football player in the world. The football worlds needs me, and i cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The 2nd Passenger Hillary Clinton says : "I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New york and i have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future." She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. bush, says : "I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun the responsibility to my people by dying." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. The 4th passenger, The Pope says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy : "I am old. I have lived my life as ...

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, the smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened; everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. "God, how could you do this to me!" he cried. Early the next day, however, he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. "How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers. "We saw your smoke signal," they replied. It is easy to get discouraged when t hings are going bad. But we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in t...

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail. They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent o...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.  Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhaust...

Bangalore : In a company, working with smarter people is always considered better, but at the same time, if an employee becomes smarter than an employer, there is lot much to be faced by the employee. Every time he must be ready to accept both the appreciation by the boss and also the disapproval by him.  Usually it is the duty of the boss to assess the duty to their employee according to the employee's skills and capabilities. And after assigning he will expect the employees to deliver it.  Dan Schawbel, a personal branding expert, suggests that, whenever your boss disapproves your smartness, produce exceptional work to the boss, but also ask for their feedback, so that they feel you are caring about their knowledge also.  If a subordinate want a positive reaction from your boss for your smartness, firstly he must be honest, trustworthy and meaningful to him, as it will lead him to positive impression in the boss mind. At the same time, there are reasons for your boss be...