The Splash of Wisdom

1 . Attitude Is What Life Is All About...
 Soldier : Sir We Are Surrounded From All Sides By Enemies , Major : Excellent ! We Can Attack In Any Direction.

 2. Every One Knows About Alexander Graham Bell Who Invented The Telephone, But He Never Made A Call To His Family. Because, His Wife And Daughter Were Deaf. That's Life " Live For Others " . 

 3. The Worst In Life Is "Attachment " It Hurts When You Lose It. The Best Thing In Life Is " Loneliness " Because It Teaches You Everything And, When You Lose It, You Get Everything.

 4. Life Is Not About The People Who Act True To Your Face ........ It's About The People Who Remain True Behind Your Back .

 5. If An Egg Is Broken By An Outside Force........A Life Ends. If An Egg Breaks From Within.......Life Begins. Great Things Always Begin From Within . 

 6. It's Better To Lose Your Ego To The One You Love. Than To Lose The One You Love ....... Because Of Ego . 

 7. A Relationship Doesn't S...

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!...

Are you controlling them or vice-versa?  We humans spend much of our time trying to control every aspect of our lives. Unfortunately, too often we try and control things that are simply beyond our control. The list of what we can control is quite short, but once you know these 10 things you will be able to take control of your own life. 1.   What you do: Your actions are yours alone.  You choose to make them or not make them and you are responsible for the effects of those actions. 2.  What you say: Likewise, the words you speak (or write) are also consciously chosen.  Like actions, they have an impact on your life and the lives of those you contact. 3.   What you think:  Yes, there are some subconscious thoughts that you can't control.  But the things that you really think about, your beliefs, your ideals, etc. are concepts you have chosen to accept and believe in. 4.  Your work:  Many people like to overlook this one, it ...

HEADACHE? EAT FISH! Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches. So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain. HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT! Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season. Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily. TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea... (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading ....Green tea is great for our immune system)! INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY! Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative. ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!! Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better). ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!! Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system) UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!! Bananas will settle an upset stomach. Ginger...

The story goes that sometime, close to a battlefield over 200 years ago, a man in civilian clothes rode past a small group of exhausted battle-weary soldiers digging an obviously important defensive position. The section leader, making no effort to help, was shouting orders, threatening punishment if the work was not completed within the hour. "Why are you are not helping?" asked the stranger on horseback. "I am in charge. The men do as I tell them," said the section leader, adding, "Help them yourself if you feel strongly about it." To the section leader's surprise the stranger dismounted and helped the men until the job was finished. Before leaving the stranger congratulated the men for their work, and approached the puzzled section leader. "You should notify top command next time your rank prevents you from supporting your men - and I will provide a more permanent solution," said the stranger. Up close, the section leader now recognized Ge...

The Fingerprints of Feng Shui 1) KEEP THE LID DOWN Okay guys, I promise I am not discriminating against you out of some deep-seated feminist anger. The truth is,leaving the lid open on your toilets lets a lot of ch’i escape. The problem is magnified if your bathroom happens to be located in the Wealth or Love & Relationship Areas. So, always keep the lid down to enhance your ch’i knowing that the resulting bi-product will be a happier woman in your household. (FYI: All puns herein are intentional and made without shame.) 2) REMOVE THE CLUTTER Why not take inventory of all the things taking up space in your home? IE:the clothes you can’t fit into or wouldn’t be caught at Starbuck’s in, the knick knacks Aunt Sophie has given you over the years that you really hate but feel obligated to keep, the jars and 
tubes of creams and beauty potions in your makeup drawer that have less than a tablespoon of product left in them, the piles of magazines that you keep meaning to read. Once y...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” Moral of the story : - If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.