The Splash of Wisdom

The best ways to say "I love you" to your spouse are usually in simple, everyday, seemingly unimportant ways. Leo Buscaglia, who wrote and taught about love, said: "Words and deeds that say 'You enrich my life' go on forever." Here are some suggestions on how to say “I love you” so that your love for one another goes on forever.           o Make sure you say "I Love You" at least once each day to your spouse           o Write unexpected love notes.           o Give your mate an unexpected hug, a surprisingly romantic kiss, or a teasing tickle often.           o Be spontaneous and surprising with winking at each other, whisking your spouse away for an unexpected weekend alone, star-gazing together, taking a walk in the rain with one another.           o Share memorie...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:  Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.  Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.  You don't get any points for doing something she expects.  Sorry, that's the way the game is played.  Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES   You make the bed (+1)  You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)  You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)  You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)  You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)  You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)  You pummel it with iron rod (+10)  It's her pet (-10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS  You stay by her side the entire party (0)  You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)  Named R...

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here… 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia…..why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks… Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people. Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… Stupid Question: Is the guy you're ma...

Almonds : To remove the skin of almonds easily, soak them in hot water for 15-20 minutes. Ants : Putting 3-4 cloves in the sugar container will keep the ants at bay. Biscuits : If you keep a piece of blotting paper at the bottom of the container, it will keep biscuits fresh for a longer time. Butter : Avoid the use of butter. If it is essential to use, use a butter containing low saturated fat or with plant stanols (which avoid absorption of cholesterol by our body) or similar substitutes. Apples : Apply some lemon juice on the cut surface of the apple to avoid browning. They will look fresh for a longer time. Banana : Apply mashed banana over a burn on your body to have a cooling effect. Bee and Scorpion Sting Relief : Apply a mixture of 1 pinch of chewing tobacco and 1 drop of water. Mix and apply directly and immediately to the sting; cover with band aid to hold in place. Pain will go away in just a few short minutes Bitter Gourd (Karela) : Slit Karelas at the middle and apply a mix...